Time to ban lights!

Went to use the bathroom at 5:30 am this morning. After using the bathroom, I opened the door and the lights were still on shining into the bedroom.

My wife screamed, “What the hell is wrong with you?”

Shocked and appalled, I responded, “what happened?”

She yells, “You killed me! The light is so bright!”

I ask, “The light killed you? We should probably ban lights!”

She said, “No (you idiot)! You did!”

I asked, “Shouldn’t we blame the tool and not the person…”

Yeah, so I ended up turning off the light. A real potential murder averted.

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