Time to ban lights!
Went to use the bathroom at 5:30 am this morning. After using the bathroom, I opened the door and the lights were still on shining into the bedroom.
My wife screamed, “What the hell is wrong with you?”
Shocked and appalled, I responded, “what happened?”
She yells, “You killed me! The light is so bright!”
I ask, “The light killed you? We should probably ban lights!”
She said, “No (you idiot)! You did!”
I asked, “Shouldn’t we blame the tool and not the person…”
Yeah, so I ended up turning off the light. A real potential murder averted.